PRESIDENTS AND OUR GOVERNMENT ----------------------------- A History of U.S. Presidents that Made Progress A Listing of McDonalds Franchises that Haven't Served Bill Clinton Ambassadors and Diplomatic Employees Posting in alt.flame Bill Clinton's Successes Clinton's Unbroken Promises Deep-Thinking Liberals Democratic Balanced Budget Proposals that Don't Include Tax Increases Directory of Honest Politicians Foods that Bill Clinton Avoids Foods that Newt Gingrich Avoids Foods that Rush Limbaugh Avoids Fulfilled Campaign Promises, 478 B.C. - 1995 A.D. George Bush: The Wild Years Great Republican Environmentalists Guide to Clinton Cabinet Members Who Aren't Under Investigation Honesty in the White House: 1969-1974 How Mass Unemployment Helps the Economy, by Various Socialists How to Be a Successful Politician, by Jesse Jackson My Argument for Democracy, by Ted Kennedy My Life on the Wagon, by Ted Kennedy My Thoughts, by Ronald Reagan Nice Guys Who Got To Be President Potato, by Dan Quale Reaganomics Success Stories Ross Perot's Ear Improvement Manual Sainthood in Government Things Liberals Think Most Americans Can Do Without Government Help To Tell the Truth, by President Bill Clinton Unshakeable Principles I Live By, by Bill Clinton Vice Presidents with Really Good Ideas The Who's Who of Great Republican Humanitarians The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle AROUND THE GLOBE ---------------- A Compendium of Italian Nobel Prize Winners A Compendium of Non-Exploitative Movies Filmed in Seattle A Foreigner's Guide to Camping in Florida A Guide to Australian Etiquette A Guide to Snorkeling in Norway A Hiker's Guide to the Ho Chi Minh Trail A History of the Albanian Space Command A Millenium of German Humor Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean The American Book of Beautiful Cars American Foreign Policy Successes American Friends Americans Who Can Tell Sweden from Switzerland The Amish Telephone Book An Anthology of Coral Reefs of the Sahara Desert Arctic Water Polo Austrian Army Warships Bedouin Olympic Swimmers Being Humble, the English Way The Best Things About America The Big German Joke Book Christmas Shopping at the Local Toxic Waste Disposal Site Compendium of American Culture The Complete Collection of Harlem Poetry The Complete List of American Malls Without a "Gap" Countries that Like Americans Countries Where Socialism is Successful Cuban and Puerto Rican Pronunciation Guide Cub Scout Adventures in Times Square Detroit - A Travel Guide Drowning in the Dead Sea Dutch Generosity Through the Centuries Encyclopedia of the Floridian Brain Eskimo Swimsuit Models Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance Everglades' Guide for Rock Climbing Exciting Things to Do in Worcester Famous Australians of the Fourteenth Century Famous Long Islanders Who Weren't in Nationally Televised Scandals Famous Norwegian Kings Famous Norwegian Sports Heroes Fan Mail of Sirhan Sirhan Fashion Statements of Alcatraz Prison Favorite Foreign Emigration Destinations of the French Fire Escape Routes from the Bottom of Lake Michigan Folk Stories of the Canadian-Portugese Border Patrol French Hospitality Good English Cooking Good Norwegian Jokes Great American Cars of the 1980's Great Australian Beers Greeks Whose Last Names Don't End in "opaulos" Heroes of the Australian Resistance During World War II The History of DARE in Bogota Italians Who Aren't Hairy Italian War Heroes Japanese Compendium for English Pronunciation Modesty, The American Way Modesty, The Argentinian Way Mountaineering the Netherlands National Directory of Irish AA Members New Yorkers with Manners Norwegians Without Herring Breath Obesity in East Africa One-Legged Folk Dances Original Japanese Designers Owner's Manual to an Amish-Built Toaster Pitcairn Island Telephone Book (Including Yellow Pages) Pittsburgh When It's Not Raining: A Photographic Collection The Plan for Prohibition in Australia The Pleasant Street Smells of New York City Public Political Activities During Franco's Government in Spain Romanian Square Dances Rottweilers Who Speak Italian Russian Humor Throughout the 1960's Russian Roulette Players Who Aren't Dead or Insane Safe Driving in France Scottish Humor Scottish World Cup Successes Ski the Sahara! Swedish War Heroes Things One Can Buy for $1 at Sax Fifth Ave. Things You Could Buy at the World Artichoke Festival Thinking American Venezuelans Who Know Spelling Waterskiing in the Bermuda Triangle Why I Love Britain: A Native's Perspective World Leaders Born in Omaha SERIES ------ Advanced Piano (Volume I), by Richard Clayderman Advanced Piano (Volume II), by Yanni A Happy Home Life and Marriage, Part I, by Donald Trump A Happy Home Life and Marriage, Part II, by Woody Allen Gandhi: Influence on Ted Bundy Gandhi: Influence on Al Bundy Madonna: Formal Wear Madonna: Crusade for Family Values Snap, Crackle, Pop: A Beginner's Guide to Knuckle Popping Snap, Crackle, Pop: A Beginner's Guide to Rice Crispies Subatomic Particles in the Bathtub Subatomic Particles that Taste Like Licorice Tyson Talk: Dating Etiquette Tyson Talk: Insightful Thoughts FOOD ---- 101 Spotted Owl Recipes, by the EPA The ABC's of Gum Chewing Burger King Items that Start with "Mc" Cooking Gourmet Dishes with Tofu The Fat, Lard, and Oil Diet Hindu Beef Recipes How to Cook Sushi How to Win Your Life Back With a Nice Big Cheeseburger Ice Recipes Orville Reddenbacher's Favorite Snack Treats Tasty Sediment Things that Look Like Apples, Taste Like Apples, But Aren't Apples Things that Taste Better with Arsenic The Wonderful World of Spoons Zsa Zsa's Favorite Roadkill Recipies REFERENCE --------- 0 Uses of a Dead Cat 30,000 Volts of Electricity as a Means of Hair Curling Advanced Macintosh User's Guide Advanced Subtraction A Female's Guide to Logical Thinking A Guide to PC Cigarettes A Guide to Rappers Who Haven't Sold Out The American Medical Association's Guide to Proper Penmanship Anagrams of the Word "A" A Thesaurus Without Any Synonyms or Antonyms Attractive Females in Computer Science Axe Murderers Who Support "Feed The Children" Banjo Sonatas The Beginner's Guide to Having Your Leg Fall Asleep Blind Dates that Worked Out Bowler's Guide to Health & Fitness Buyers' Guide to Cars that Never Need Repairs Career Opportunities for History Majors Commercials Worth Listening To The Complete Guide to Composing and Playing Progressive Rap Music Countries Where Socialism is Successful Different Ways to Spell "Bob" Directory of Honest Lawyers Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches Easy UNIX The Educational Guide to MTV Encyclopedia of the Floridian Brain Everything Ever Written by Patrick Swayze Everything Men Know About Women Fast and Efficient Windows Applications Frog Hygiene Fun Party Games Involving Porcupines Fun with Blood-Stained Caligraphy Fun with Sharp, Painful Needles Fun with UNIX Great Moments of Saturday Night Live: The 1994-95 Season Household Uses for Plutonium How Paperclips Work How to Blow Your Nose How to Sustain a Musical Career, by Art Garfunkel Let's Count to Three! Marcel Marceau's Greatest Speeches Mastering Your Car Keys Net Ethics Nicknames For "Al" Non-Liberal Media Icons Numerical Equivalencies of 2 Operating Instructions for Scotch Tape Oprah Winfrey's Guide to Avoiding Fatty Foods Ouchless Spinal Bandages The Outstanding Virtues of Intel Processors Party Tricks With Boiling Lead Pi, Rounded for Everyday Use Planets that Rhyme with the Word "Planet" Popular Lawyers Portability of the C Language Practical Applications of the Kamasutra for Non-Contortionists Purebred Mutts Quantum Physics for Absolute Morons The Rainy Day Book of Flicking Dimes Rapper's Guide to Etiquette Really Big Midgets Recent Advances in Flying Submarine Technology Red Barns that Are Yellow Rednecks Who Don't Live in Mobile Homes The Registry of Motor Vehicles' Pledge of Cheerfulness Respected Lawyers Romantic Words Beginning with "X" The Safest Drivers Over Age 80 Sign Language for The Blind Socialist Economies that Worked Soothing Nervous Polar Bears with Tickling Tricks Staple Your Way to Success! Successful Applications of Artificial Intelligence Successful Experiments in Cohabitation with Piranhas Successful Trekkies Sylvester Stallone's Dramatic Acting Tips Thesaurus of Square Roots The Total Vocabulary of Arnold Schwarzeneggar Understanding Moss Understanding the C Language User Friendly UNIX Ways To Cross the "T" Ways To Give Change for a Penny Wealthy Bums What to Do with Finger Paints Willy Nelson's Tax Tips Windows Programming Made Easy Why Political Correctness is not Censorship Women Named "Fred" MUSIC ----- The Canonical List of Rap Songs with Positive Messages The Genius of Barry Manilow Hearing-Impaired Disc Jockeys Mafia Music: The Symphonies of Don Vito Corleone Our Favorite Disco Songs, by Led Zeppelin Popular Recording Artists with a Shred of Artistic Integrity Proud Parents of Rock Musicians Tasteful Rap Songs by 2 Live Crew SPORTS ------ Chicago Cubs World Series Champioships Countries Competing in the World Series Excellence in the CFL Great NY Mets Victories from 1992 to Present Hockey Players with Teeth The Illustrated Almanac of the 1994 Baseball Season NFL's Greatest Thinkers Ever Olympic Athletes Who Think Sports Are Really Stupid AMERICA ------- Americans Today that Are Brighter than a Lightbulb Americans Who Understand The Difference Between Punctuation and Grammar The Compassion of the IRS in Action The Contribution of Political Correctness to Free Speech Conservative Members of Hollywood In Pursuit of the American Dream, by Fidel Castro The Merits of Gun Control, by the NRA Why People Are More Important than Animals, by Greenpeace PERSONAL -------- All-Star Tributes to Regis Philbin The Appeal of Alan Thicke Beating the Crap Out of Innocent Little Children, by Benjamin Spock Behave Yourself, by David Letterman The Comic Genius of Tom Arnold Genghis Khan and The Mongols: A Feminist Perspective The Gentle Side of Joseph Stalin How I Became a Stud, by Zamfir I Was a Teenage Teenager Life as an Air Traffic Controller, by Ray Charles Little-Known Secrets Of Nuclear Physics, by Jay Leno My Secrets and Tips to Making Friends, by Darth Vader On Human Rights, by Fidel Castro Philanthropy, by Donald Trump Regis-Mania! Satan's Love Letters The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Age 3/4 Truthful Quotations from the OJ Trial The Wit and Wisdom of Benny Hill HEALTH ------ Fifty Days to a Better Hypothalamus Hemophilic Vampires Known Ways to Cure Cancer with a Toothbrush Vomit! Vomit! Vomit! NATURE ------ A Journey Through the Mind of a Squid Dentures for Sharks The Elephant is a Graceful Bird, it Flits from Tree to Tree Jurassic Laundromat Kayak to a Better Beginning Wrath of the Ant Colony NOVELS ------ 20,000 Leagues Under Molten Lava A Tale of No Cities Embracing Junk Mime Talk MISCELLANEOUS ------------- The Deep, Philosophical Implications of Turning Left Inkless Pens Meaningful Beer Commercials Moustache Mania! People Who Saw "Ishtar"