This is the Academy's CAD-CAM Room.
With students reporting from the SGIs and PCs.

Good morning.
IRIX.  DOS.  Unix.  Better.
Windows:  Crashing.  GPF.  Horrible.
Workstation.  passwd crack.
Missing '.  Fatal core dump.
Carpal Tunnel.  Network disaster.
LAN collapse.  Screen radiation.
A lot of stupid, unknowing freshmen.
A flamer, and an unremorseful spammer.
SGI stealing, smuggling pipeline.
Missing files, and where they went.
Flame wars, email bombing.
Lag.  CAD room teachers oust and anger students.
ID tag conspiracy, negative morale.
Discipline, xkill, xEyes binges.
Dying of a core dump,
Dying of lock files.
Dying of not having any more quota.
Mountains of compression schemes,
To a mountain of mp3s,
Tons of mp3s.
Degauss attempt, radiation experiment.
Unwilling test-takers,
Dangerous insubordination.
S-key abuse, hooked on Archmage.
Time for us to log out.

Locked, locked, locked by root.
Locked, locked, locked by root.
Locked, locked, locked by root.
They're... all... locked by root.

"Do Not Enter" without ID badge.
IDs.  Caution.  Burn.  Celebration.
Sunshine conspiracy, Morrison's vocab torture.
Mobil run, student seige.
Firewall shutdown.  Collapses.
Desperation.  Despair.  Deep into downtime.
Cracker persecuted.  Semi-automatic daemon.
Excited sysadmin killed a process.
Firewall victims.  Honor code violation.
Platform, OS war.
Packet death rate.  Ping won't survive.
Syadmin's quota confiscations.
Hungry, helpless, frustrated sysadmin.
Spoiled, disgusting granola bars.
Brutal, bizarre, email-bombing:
No quota, fool.
Subliminal router/network struggle.
Deeper and deeper into downtime, Lucey wept.
Intranet.  Extranet.  World-wide web.
Time for us to log out.

Locked, locked, locked by root.
Locked, locked, locked by root.
Locked, locked, locked by root.
They're... all... locked by root.

Disgruntled student, xlock killed.

U.S. war plane went down in flames, crashed.
Gunned down, shooting death.
Blood drops.  Murderer.
Desperate tragedy.  Isn't he dead?
Death penalty.  Ransom note.
Forbidding, notorious, overwhelming
Communist urban punishment.
Low ethics.  Extortion and murder.
A plane crash set an entire
neighborhood on fire.
International smuggling pipeline.
Make it faster, better, cheaper.
Health risk.  Criminal.  Murdering a man.
Tough, diplomatic.  [something].
Magnetic radiation.  Fraudulent assassins.
Mysterious murder.  Chemical terrorism.
Military targets.  Fatal crash.  Danger.
The network's down, no known web servers.
Wild and wooly.  Semi-automatic truck bomb.
Emergency.  Anti-fatal shooting rampage.
Notorious, negative police brutality.
Fear.  The hidden Nazis next door.
Marxist rebels.  Serious murderer.
Accidents.  Problems.  Punative damages.
Like that negative, heart-racing controversy.
Time for us to log out.

Locked, locked, locked by root.
Locked, locked, locked by root.
Locked, locked, locked by root.
They're... all... locked by root.
Log out, log out, log out, log log...

If you don't have a class, log out.
This is the CAD-CAM room, Mr. DeFalco reporting.
Why don't you come back at 2:30?